Proud T O Be A Banker lyrics
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Artist: The Arrogant Worms Album: C'est Cheese
Lyrics
I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'Cause I get to play with other people's money
I'm having a lousy day I burned my toast and spilled my coffee On my best shirt. so I had to change and then I'm late for work. so I rush into the meeting Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is And I don't really give a damn But I don't have another job And so I lie and say
I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'Cause I get to talk to stimulating people
I open up my mail Hoping that it's not a bill but it's from the bank Saying that I have only 20 hours to go To contribute to my rrsp for this tax year So I run down to the bank but there's a 20-mile lineup And I'm yelling and I'm screaming And I'm not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh
I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'Cause I get to screw with other people's lives
I took out 40 bucks From the automatic teller. it told me That I couldn't 'cause I just had 10 But that can't be 'cause I just got paid on friday So I go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup And I'm talking to the teller She says "wait I'll get your last month's statement" She comes back in 7 hours Says I've got some interest charges and a cheque from uncle bill That bounced and so they'll have to charge me 40 bucks for that And for the box I never opened and I don't have overdraft protection And I think I'll die before I pay off all that I owe and I don't even Own a car
I'm pleased to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm pleased to be a banker 'Cause I get to play with other people's money
(He's a banker) Would you please endorse this cheque? (He's a banker) Do you have any assets? (He's a banker) You should buy you shouldn't rent (He's a banker) The cheque will cost you fifty cents (It will cost you fifty cents) (He's a banker and he says That it will cost you fifty cents He's a banker and he says That it will cost you fifty cents) (It will cost you fifty cents)
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