If I Had A Boat lyrics

Song information

Artist: The Blue Dogs
Album: Music For Dog People

Lyrics

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were roy rogers, I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marryin' no dale
Well it'd just be me and trigger, we'd go riding through them movies
And we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

Chorus

Now the mystery masked man was smarter, he got himself a tonto
'Cause tonto did the dirty work for free
But tonto he was smarter, and one day said kemosabe
"Well kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea"

Chorus

And if I were like lightning, I wouldn't need no sneakers
Well I'd come and go whenever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree, and I'd scare 'em by the light post
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

Chorus

Me upon my pony on my boat

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"Music For Dog People" album track list