Look At All Those Idiots lyrics

Song information

Artist: The Simpsons
Album: The Simpsons Sing The Blues

Lyrics

Burns: smithers
Smithers: hm?
Burns: turn on the surveillance monitors
Smithers: yes sir!
Burns: hm. it's worse than I thought
Burns: each morning at nine
They trickle through the gate;
They go home early;
They come in late
Reeking of cheap liquor
They stumble through the day;
Never give a thought
To honest work for honest pay
I know it shouldn't vex me
I shouldn't take it hard
I should ignore their capering
With a kingly disregard
Burns but, look at all those idiots
& ooh, look at all those boobs
Back: an office full of morons
A factory full of fools
Is it any wonder, that I'm singing
Singing the blu-u-ues
Smithers: yours is a heavy burden, sir
Burns: I'm just getting started
Burns: they make personal phone calls
On company time
They xerox their buttocks
And guess who pays the dime
Their blatant thievery wounds me
Their ingratitude astounds!
I long to lure them to my home
And them release the hounds!
I shouldn't grow unsettled
When faced with such abuse
I shouldn't let it plague me
I shouldn't blow a fuse
Burns but, look at all those idiots
& ooh, look at all those boobs
Back: an office full of morons
A factory full of fools
Is it any wonder, that I'm singing
Singing the blu-u-ues
Burns: what happened? where are the instruments?
Smithers: I believe they call this a breakdown, sir
Burns: I can't have any breakdowns here!
What if there was an inspector around?

Play a guitar solo
Smithers: ho. I'm a little out of practice, sir
Burns: I said do it! so, do it! do it! do it!!
Smithers: yes, sir
Ah-ha
Hahahaha
Burns: yes, excellent
Well done
All right, it's beginning to grate
That'll be sufficient, smithers
Smithers: excuse me?
Burns: I said that's enough!
Smithers: ooh! sorry sir. thought I had my mojo working
Burns: humph
Burns: that man by the cooler
Drinking water, as if it's free
Smithers: oh. that's homer simpson, sir
A drone from sector 7-g
Burns: yes, well, call this simpson to my office
And then stay to watch the fun
If he's six feet when he enters
He'll be two feet when I'm done
Smithers: ha-ha-ha-ha
Burns: it brings a ray of sunshine
To my unhappy life
To make him kneel before me
And slowly twist the knife
Burns look at all those idiots
& d'oh, look at all those boobs
Back: an office full of morons
A factory full of fools
Is it any wonder, that I'm singing
Singing the blu-u-ues
Smithers: take me home, sir
Burns: I'm trying
Burns surrounded by idiots
& outnumbered by boobs
Back: an office full of morons
A planet full of fools
Is it any wonder, I'm singing
Smithers: maybe you should be singing, sir
Burns: oh. singing the blu-u-ues
(Back: look at all those idiots.)
Smithers: mr. burns, you, you make muddy waters sound shallow and
(Back: office full of morons.)
Smithers: cheerful, by comparison
Burns: thank you, smithers. meaningless but
(Back: is it any wonder.)
Burns: heartfelt compliment
I feel like I got a few things off my chest
And onto the chests of my inferiors
Smithers: you did
(Back: look at all those idiots.)
Burns: why are they still playing?
Smithers: um..
(Back: office full of morons.)
Burns: they're not still on salary, are they?
Smithers: we're not validating their parking, sir
(Back: is it any wonder.)
Burns: they're paying for their own coffee, now

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