If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arteries lyrics
Song information
Artist: Tism Album: Gold! Gold! Gold! For Australia! - A Bonus Disc
Lyrics
I'm such a turd that I wouldn't sell elle mcpherson's dad a ranger; I'm such a loser I'll be one of the few not to bang her; I've got a worse job than a sweating tism roadie; ah I'm more fucked than that guy stuck in cambodia; I've left my kids in the casino carpark, and my car in the creche there too: But if I'm such a dickhead, what does that make you?
I was checking the seals on the space shuttle - until it exploded; I told brandon lee, "don't be a fool: the gun's not really loaded." I got ten years for showing a kid the banana in my pyjama; I'm such a stiff I've applied for the job of lead singer of nirvana; I think winning a commonwealth gold medal is a worthwhile thing to do; But if I'm such a dickhead, what does that make you?
I grew up in a suburb where the tram lines refuse to go; I went to a school that you ain't likely to know; I'm for the old fashioned doctrine that a pratt is a pratt is a pratt Even when he's got in-line skates and wears a baseball cap; So who's the joke finally on? it's easy enough to see - 'Cos if you're all such dickheads, what does that make me?
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
"Gold! Gold! Gold! For Australia! - A Bonus Disc" album track list
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