Morrison Hostel lyrics
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Artist: Tism Album: Great Truckin' Songs Of The Renaissance
Lyrics
Jimbo, boy, you're a croc of shit You're a boozed, selfish thug; Why don't you give your mouth a go And in the other hole put a plug?
By christ you've got a long long way On a schoolboy's talent with words - One crappy bit of symbolism And you're adored by a army of turds
You're a selfish, rude, arrogant prick; You're basically pretty stupid; Your mysticism's a lump of shit And so are all the girls you rooted
So don't talk about being sad and lonely Or fucking misunderstood Because underneath that self-pitying phoney Is a brutal, selfish hood
I support the police that took you off stage I support the fact you bled; I support the cops who carried you off I support the fact you're dead
I think that you're a troubled guy And I think that's nothing new; I think your fans are a bunch of turds Almost as immature as you
And when I'm in my supermarket And some prick pushes in front of my trolley I'll be reminded of your stinking bravado And I'll ask the cunt to say sorry
You fans would excuse any rudeness Just because it comes from you - You'd tell them to go drop dead And they'd say, "oh, how true, how true, how true."
You need a nine to five job, jimbo; You need to get to flinders st. by train - Go and find yourself a regular income Then you can write a song about pain
Try and save for the kids' school fees; Take some care when you drive a car; Put your rubbish in a bin You fucking great rock super star
You've spawned a host of cock-sure shits Who are nearly always filthy rich And think because they're a bit like jimbo They can act like stinking pricks:
An army of brainless, arty youth That look down upon us common plods - But they barrack for good ol' jimbo Like the fucking richmond cheer squad
So when you're listening to morrison hotel And jimbo's in top form Whining about this harsh cruel world And the fact he was ever born
Remember that his fans are rapt And mourning their suffering lives And go down and discuss it at subterrain - And least, if daddy'll drive
Jimbo, king of the private school kids: The girls from p.l.c Who identify with his tortured soul Because they've got dropped by friend number three
Who was kent from xavier college - In h.s.c. he got a "a" for english And between jimbo and william blake He hasn't the brains to distinguish
Jimbo, father of a generation Of private school depression idols; From nick cave on, they don't kill themselves - Just tell us why they're suicidal
He's made self-pity legitimate; It means we'll have to face One after another artist with integrity Like reo speedwagon - sorry, I meant hugo race
Well, up your arse jimbo old man Up your fucking hole: You're a prick pure and simple - It's about time you were told;
And up your arse to all your fans; Up your arse to your tortured, artistic hell; And while we're fucking at it Up your arse to morrissey as well;
Up your arse to robert smith; Up your arse to albert camus; All those "I'm suffering for my arty" types Jimbo, I blame them all on you
Anyone who handles life's pain With a token of mature self examination - It's time they told these pounces to stick it Up their bogus self infatuation:
And if you think I'll stop at this The answer is, no way, never - If you think jim morrison was a wanker Well, christ - I can rave on like this forever
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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