Dazed And Confucious lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tism
Album: Hot Dogma

Lyrics

I want to be in the avant garde
But I'll never do it, it's just too hard
I wear the clothes like a pine head
But when it's 10:30, I'm off to bed

Chorus:
Go to bed

Week night discos and late night movies
Are indispensable to be called groovy
My friends go out at 11:30 p.m. -
I'm meant to be in bed an hour before then

They go to clubs and then go berserk;
I go to bed then go to work
They look at me and shake their heads
Just like they did when their mum said:

To go with them would be heaven sent
But staying out doesn't pay the rent
They look with pity on us conventional sheep;
I wanna be an artist, but I just go to sleep

Mum said:
"Skag, fred?
Of course
Try horse."
But fred
Shook head -
Wet eyed
Replied:
"Mother
Rather
Clean room
Sweep broom
Pass test -
Do best."
"Oh, son
No fun:
Here's crack;
Try smack
Homework's
For jerks."
"But mum
Listen -
One day
Straight a's
I'll get
Effort
Damn it
'S worth it."
"Bullshit
I knit
Booties;
Nappies
I fold;
I hold
You tight
At night -
Now you
Think you
Know all!
Gone all
Straight guy!
Where'd i
Go wrong?
Have bong
Syringe;
Don't whinge -
No sums;
No son
Of mine
Can't find
Mainline
Sink scoob
Miss food
Skip school
Break rule
Paint train
Kill brain;
Here fred
Acid -
Drop it
Stop it
This bluff:
Straight stuff's
A bore
No more
You'll part
Mum's heart."
Fred spoke:
"I'll toke
Oh no
On no
Drug pipe
Tonight
No bong
It's wrong!
Cocaine
Rots brain
Need rest:
Maths test
Friday -
Good day."
So said
Son fred
He went to
Go to bed

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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