Bishop = Handjob lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tism
Album: The Beasts Of Suburban

Lyrics

On march the seventeenth, you've got to wear green;
On june the tenth, you've got to like the queen;
At a buck's night, you've got to be one of the blokes;
On april the first, you've got to play practical jokes

Chorus:
You think I'm a shining wit, but I'm really a whining shit

On february the fourteenth, you must have a secret lover;
On december the twenty-fifth, you must be nice to each other;
On new year's eve, you just have to rage;
And on april the first, you musn't act your age

On september the first, you have to like your father;
On may the twelfth, you have to like your mother;
The last tuesday in november, I go to the cup;
Last saturday in september, I got to throw up

At the moment of conception, got to follow the norm;
Be just like every one else on the day that you were born
You live your life by the calender on your fridge
Die the day you pay off your mortgage

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

"The Beasts Of Suburban" album track list