Ladies And Gentlemen - The Judeo-Christian Ethic lyrics
Song information
Artist: Tism
Album: This Is Serious Mum: A Collection Of Bedroom Recordings 1982 - 1992
Lyrics
I dipped my donga in some dog food, I found I couldn't stop;
Wanted to get some more, but it was a long way to the shop
Don't know what I'm doing, but I sure know where I've been -
I've been stickin' it in chumpy dog food ever since I was nineteen
What has happened to the dialectic between my brain and my dick?
Lookin' at that chumpy nearly makes me sick;
But that sticky, drippin' dick of mine's got its own ideology -
All I want my dong to do is have a simple wee
My dick's gone all didactic; I'm nearly going spastic;
I see that chumpy on red spot special, it draws me like elastic
I know more about pet food than other's have forgotten -
So bend over fido, let me knead your bottom
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
"This Is Serious Mum: A Collection Of Bedroom Recordings 1982 - 1992" album track list
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