Lord Chancellor's Nightmare Song lyrics
Song information
Artist: Todd Rundgren Album: Todd
Lyrics
Love unrequited, robs me of me rest Love, hopeless love, my ardent soul encumbers Love, nightmare like, lies heavy of me chest And weaves itself into my midnight slumbers
When you're lying awake with a dismal headache and Repose is taboo'd by anxiety I conceive you may use any language you choose to Indulge in, without impropriety; For your brain is on fire, the bed-clothes conspire of Usual slumber to plunder you: First your counter-pane goes, and uncovers your toes And your sheet slips demurely from under you; Then the blanketing tickles, you feel like mixed Pickles, so terribly sharp is the pricking And you're hot and you're cross, and you tumble and Toss 'til there's nothing 'twixt you and the Ticking Then the bed-clothes all creep to the ground in a heap And you pick 'em all up in a tangle; Next your pillow resigns and politely declines to Remain at it's usual angle! Well, you get some repose in the form of a dose, with Hot eye-balls and head ever aching But your slumbering teems with such horrible dreams That you'd very much better be waking; For you dream you are crossing the channel, and Tossing about in a steamer from harwich Which is something between a large bathing machine and A very small second class carriage And you're giving a treat (penny ice and cold meat) to A party of friends and relations They're a ravenous horde, and they all come on board At sloane square and south kensington stations And bound on that journey you find your attorney (Who started this morning from devon); He's a bit undersiz'd and you don't feel surpris'd When he tells you he's only eleven Well you're driving like mad with this singular lad (By the bye the ship's now a four wheeler) And you're playing round games, and he calls you bad Names when you tell him that "ties pay the dealer"; But this you can't stand so you throw up your hand And you find you're as cold as an icicle; In your shirt and your socks (the black silk with gold Clocks) crossing sal'sbury plain on a bicycle: And he and the crew are on bicycles too, which they've Somehow or other invested in And he's telling the tars all the particulars of a Company he's interested in; It's a scheme of devices, to get at low prices, all Good from cough mixtures to cables (Which tickled the sailors), by treating retailers as Though they were all vegetables; You get a good spadesman to plant a small tradesman (First take off his boots with a boot tree) And his legs will take root, and his fingers will Shoot, and they'll blossom and bud like a fruit Tree; From the green grocer tree you get grapes and green Pea, cauliflower, pine apple and cranberries While the pastry cook plant cherry brandy will grant Apple puffs, and three corners, and banburys; The shares are a penny and ever so many are taken by Rothschild and baring And just as a few are allotted to you, you awake And with a shudder despairing You're a regular wreck, with a crick in your neck, and No wonder you snore, for your head's on the floor And you've needles and pins from your soles to your Shins, and your flesh is acreep, for your left leg's Asleep And you've cramp in your toes, and a fly on your nose And some fluff in your lung, and a feverish tongue And a thirst that's intense And a general sense that you haven't been sleeping in Clover; But the darkness has pass'd, and it's daylight at Last, and the night has been long, ditto, ditto my Song And thank goodness they're both of them over!
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
"Todd" album track list
|
Most popular songs
Let it Snow! Let it Snow! Let it Snow!
Killing in the Name (Rage Against the Machine)
Fight For This Love (Cheryl Cole)
Hallelujah (Alexandra Burke)
Hot N Cold (Katy Perry)
I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (Sandi Thom)
Best Of You (Foo Fighters)
Rockstar (Nickelback)
Mercy (Duffy)
Chasing Cars (Snow Patrol)
Take Back the City (Snow Patrol)
Viva La Vida (Coldplay)
Chasing Pavements (Adele)
Blue Da Ba Dee (Eiffel 65)
Ruby (Kaiser Chiefs)
I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor)
Dream Catch Me (Newton Faulkner)
Bleeding Love (Leona Lewis)
Hey There Delilah (Plain White T's)
I Kissed a Girl (Katy Perry)
The doheth network
CodeLair tutorials
The Funny Pages
Simpsons episode guide
Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Pokedex
Cartoon images
Infused Design
|