Whatever Became Of Hubert? lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tom Lehrer
Album: That Was The Year That Was

Lyrics

I wonder how many people here tonight remember hubert humphrey. he used to be a senator. from time to time you read something about him pinning a medal on somebody or making a speech, or every now and then you read something in one of those where are they now? columns. whatever became of deanna durbin and hubert humphrey and so on. this became quite an issue last winter at the time of winston churchill's funeral when president johnson was too ill to go and somebody suggested that he send hubert and he said "hubert who?" and all america was singing..

Whatever became of hubert?
Has anyone heard a thing?
Once he shone on his own
Now he sits home alone
And waits for the phone to ring

Once a fiery liberal spirit
Ah, but now when he speaks he must clear it
Second fiddle's a hard part, I know
When they don't even give you a bow

"We must protest his treatment," hubert
Says each newspaper reader
As someone remarked to schubert
"Take us to your lieder."

(Sorry about that)

Whatever became of hubert?
We miss you, so tell us please
Are you sad? are you cross? are you gathering moss
While you wait for the boss to sneeze?

Does lyndon, recalling when he was vp
Say, "I'll do unto you like they did unto me?"
Do you dream about staging a coup?
Hubert, what happened to you?

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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