The Balloon Song lyrics

Song information

Artist: Totally Michael
Album: Demo

Lyrics

If you ever got real mad and punched a solid object, or kicked a hole in the wall inside your best friends new apartment well then this songs for you. I'm here to teach you something special. a brand new way to release your anger without even hurting yourself. let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. let me tell you this technique will blow your mind. you'll want to give me a big hug, go. I hope you're ready, listen up. you're gonna need a balloon. if you're watching me now you're in luck 'cause I'll provide it for you. now all you gotta do is push it hard against your booty. take a seat. hop up and down until you feel that gravity. oh, wait. oh, wait. oh, wait. oh, wait. I forgot to tell you I'll be grading you by how many balloons that you pop. one balloon is crappy. I guess I'll give you a d. two balloons is average on this test you get a c. three is pretty good. you'll get a b for the day. four or more, now that's amazing I'll give you an a. get ready. get ready. grab a balloon. on your mark. ready. set. go! now you know. the secret's out. tell all your friends. spread the word. if you're still punching walls then you're a fucking dummy. don't punch a wall. 'cause that's just funny. now you know. the secret's out. tell all your friends. spread the word. if you're still punching walls then you're a fucking dummy. don't punch a wall. 'cause that's just funny. dance

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"Demo" album track list