The Most Offensive Song Ever lyrics
Song information
Artist: Tv Theme Songs
Album: South Park: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Lyrics
Mr. hankey: howdy ho!
The virgin mary was sleeping when angel gabriel appeared
He said, "you are to be the virgin mother"
And mary thought that was weird
Kenny: so he sat (mmmmmppppppppph)
(Mmmmmppppppppph)
Mr. hankey: but then gabriel said to mary
"My child, have no fear."
Kenny: for you can suck all the dick you want..
Together: and still be a virgin, mary!
Kenny: you can suck all the dick you want..
Mr. hankey: and still not be considered flawed
Kenny: I know you'd like to play
And suck right through the night
Together: you're still a virgin in the eyes of god
Mr. hankey: there was no room at the inn
When mary and joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see
Kenny: (mmmmmppppppppph)
Mr. hankey: she said she had no money
Kenny: and she needed a place to sleep
Mr. hankey: gabriel appeared to mary and told her not to weep
Kenny: because, you can suck all the dick you want..
And still be a virgin, mary!
Kenny: you can suck all the dick you want..
Mr. hankey: and still be the mother of christ
Together: if there's no room at the inn
Its not considered a sin
Kenny: so suck my dick and get away from me
[Laughs]
Mr. hankey: that's right!
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch
Kenny: (mmmmmppppppppph)
Mr. hankey: but again gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
Kenny: you can suck all the dick you want..
Together: and still be a virgin, mary!
Kenny: you can suck all the dick you want..
Mr. hankey: every one in the nation
Kenny: fellatio ain't no sin
So have a dildo three miles in
Mr. hankey: and you'll still be a virgin
Kenny: to everyone gone down on christmas
Kenny: you can suck all the dick you want..
Together: and still be a virgin, mary!
Kenny: you can take it from the ox and the lamb..
Mr. hankey: and even the little drummer boy
Folks will remember your name quick
Kenny: for sucking the biggest dick
Together: because sucking dick bring peace on earth and joy!
Kenny: because sucking dick..
Mr. hankey: ..bring peace on earth and joy!
Kenny: you can suck my dick!
[Laughter]
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
"South Park: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" album track list
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