I Remember Larry lyrics

Song information

Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: Bad Hair Day

Lyrics

Say, do you remember that guy larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'till dawn
What a crazy kid larry was, always foolin' around

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about larry
No matter how I try

Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause lar' gave me that nair shampoo
And hey, how 'bout the day he put ben gay inside my jockstrap
And filled my toothpaste tube with glue
All those wedgies he gave, all those shoestrings he tied
All those brownies he made with the ex-lax inside
Oh lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about larry
No matter how I try

You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he treated me like slime
Remember when he cut my car in half?
Well, he really got me good that time!

Say, do you remember when I broke in larry's house
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag
If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if ol' lar' were still with us today
He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag

Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about larry
No matter how I try
Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about larry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try

Oh, I remember larry
Oh, I remember larry
Oh, I remember larry
Oh, I remember larry
Oh, I remember larry
Oh, I remember larry
Oh, I remember larry

(Indistinguishable fowards, but backwards...)
Boy, you must have an awful lot of free time on your hands

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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