Where's The Beer? - Stone Cold Steve Austin lyrics

Song information

Artist: Wrestling Lyrics
Album: Wwe Originals

Lyrics

Jim: hey steve, welcome to the studio. glad you to be here today

Stone cold: yeah, I'm glad to be here. got everything ready right?

Jim: I got everything ready, just like we spoke on the phone

Stone cold: uh, where.

Jim: just like you told me

Stone cold: where's the beer?

Jim: um.. you didn't mention beer

Stone cold: I specifically mentioned beer, how you expect me to record a record without no beer?

Jim: sorry, sorry my mistake I'll get some beer?

Stone cold: it have happened to anybody ok? maybe I shouldn't be so hard on you it's kind of early in the morning

Jim: it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon steve

Stone cold: what are you saying?

Jim: i, no it's just. hey, lets listen to the track I think you're going to be happy

Stone cold: good, I been looking forward to it. hard n' heavy right?

Jim: hard n' heavy, but a... you know a kinda going for a sensative side of steve austin... and just take a
Listen see what you think

Stone cold: sensative side?

Jim: well just take a listen

Stone cold: alright I'll take a listen, but but I told you hard n' heavy

Jim: it's really hard n' heavy

Stone cold: ok, good

Jim: what you think? good aye?

Stone cold: good? your kidding me right?

Jim: no?

Stone cold: man I told you hard n' heavy I told you rock n' roll!

Jim: well steve, that was.

Stone cold: that wasn't rock n' roll!

Jim: it's just another look at stone cold steve austin

Stone cold: hmmm??

Jim: broaden broaden broaden your character you know?

Stone cold: yes yes yes a different look at stone cold steve aus.. I'm not looking for a different look at stone
Cold steve austin!

Jim: ..

Stone cold: I told you what I wanted!

Jim: ok..

Stone cold: that's not what I wanted, clearly that's not what I wanted!

Jim: sorry...what would make it more to your liking?

Stone cold: you want me to show you something?

Jim: yeah, why don't you..

Stone cold: which guitar can I use?

Jim: the 6 string acoustic guitar over there laying right next to you on the guitar stand

Stone cold: jim, an acoustic guitar has no place on this track!

Jim: well, well you know if you play... it hard, sometimes it amazing the depth you can get playing the acoustic

Stone cold: so now your going to tell me stone cold steve austin how to play the acoustic guitar, and if I play
It harder, if I twang the strings harder, that's going to make it sound more rock n' roll, more violent!?

Jim: yeah... why don't you just pick up the guitar and see what you think

Stone cold: ok, let me pick up the acoustic guitar and we'll see what happens

Stone cold: ha ha ha!

Did you see, did you see the way my foot ran right through the strings and crashed in right through it all

Jim: yeeaah, I did... yeah I saw that

Stone cold:
I'm sorry but, it's jus so funny!!

Hey, look at it this way jim, it was an antique now you can go out and buy you a new one. why you sit here and
Play this old pile of shit, when you can go buy you a brand new one

Jim: that's a good point

Stone cold: charge it to vince. ha ha ha!

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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