Chanukah Song Part Ii lyrics
Song information
Artist: Adam Sandler
Album: Stan And Judy's Kid
Lyrics
Time to take out the menorah
Put on your yarmulke
Its time for chanukah
So much funnaka
To celebrate chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are jewish
Just like you and me
Winona ryder
Drinks manischewitz wine
Then spins a dreidle with ralph lauren and calvin klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of chanukah toys
The girls from veruca salt and all three beastie boys
Lenny kravitz is half jewish
Courtney love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass jew
We got harvey keitel
And flash dancer jennifer beals
Yasmine bleeth from baywatch is jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on that yarmulka
Its time for chanukah
2 time ocsar winning dustin hoffmanaka
Celebrates chanukah
O.j. simpson
Still not a jew
But guess who is
The guy who does the voice for scooby doo
Bob dylan was born a jew
Then he wasn't
But now he's back
Mary tyler moore's husband is jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack
Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the pga tour
No I'm not talking about tiger woods
I'm talkin' about mr. happy gilmore
So many jews are in the show biz
Bruce springsteen isn't jewish
But my mother thinks he is
Tell the world-amanaka
It's time to celebrate chanukah
It's not pronounced ch-nakah
The c is silent in chanukah
So read your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in tijuanaka
If you really really wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy chanukah!
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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