Fat As I Am! lyrics
Song information
Artist: Bette Midler Album: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight
Lyrics
Fat as I am Who wants to see a diva fat as I am? I get mistaken now for lainie kazan How is it that I'm fat as I am?
Fat as I am The camera's gonna add a ton to my can This is the way they say godzilla began How did I get as fat as I am?
"Try it again." All of my friends say I should diet again; That all my fans are gonna riot again "Look what happened to liz."
All of my sins Are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins! I could audition for the doublemint twins No one in the biz is as fat as I is
Ah, but what's a career When you put it next to knockwurst and beer? They could park a dc10 on my rear God knows I got the gas!
There goes the chair But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care! I ate a meatball off the floor right over there Ah, you don't give a damn When you're fat as I am!
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"Mud Will Be Flung Tonight" album track list
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