It's A Great Day To Be A Guy lyrics
Song information
Artist: Cledus T. Judd Album: Cledus Envy
Lyrics
Parody of "it's a great day to be alive" by travis tritt (darrell scott) New lyrics by cledus t. judd/chris "p. cream" clark/rich fagan/daringardner
I got my socks dryin in the microwave Hair on my back I don't plan to shave I got the house to myself while the wife's away I'll be rockin all night Yeah I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew Lounge in my boxers like I used to do There'll be no ally mcbeal on the tube No...I'll be watchin the fight
Well it's a great day to be a guy Playin cards my buddies until sunrise You know I never thought that my neighbor would Be sunbathing topless lord she sure looks good
I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake Played 18 holes with my best friend jake Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake (Fore) (Oh god) Oh it wuddn't too bright (Gee whiz) Now I look in the fridge what do I see? Last night's pizza starin back at me Pepperoni and anchovies What a beautiful sight
Well it's a great day to be a guy Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin at flies Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill Don't want to burn my wieners but I probably will
That fried baloney And cheese macaroni Tasted good this afternoon But now I'm passin Some serious gas an I might have to leave the room
P uuuuuuuuuuuuu
Well I might go get me a new hairdo Spend a couple hours at a tanning booth Might even get me a gold front tooth
(Muffled as if a patient in a dentist chair) Oh yeah yeah
And it's a great day to be a guy But when my wife gets home she's gonna tan my hide I'll be hung over but a-lookin good From a week of reliving my bachelorhood
It's a great day to be a guy But another week of this and I'll probably die I Tend to party harder than I should When my wifes not here to make me be good
Yay whooo
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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