Man Of Constant Borrow lyrics

Song information

Artist: Cledus T. Judd
Album: Cledus Envy

Lyrics

Parody of "man of constant sorrow" (traditional)
New lyrics by cledus t. judd/chris "p. cream" clark/ cledus crap anthems(sesac)/of music, inc. (sesac)

Uh yessir do you have man of constant borrow by cledus t. judd

No sir somebody's already borrowed it

Constantly borrows everything

I'm the man of constant borrow
There's nothing I can call my own
Some may try to say it's all stolen
I prefer permanently loaned
He's the biggest mooch we ever known

Solo

My grass mowin
Bot I've got no mower
My neighbor won't let me use his
I can't really say is though I blame him
Kept it three years last time I did

He thought for sure that it was his

I need a ride down to the pawn shop
Lend me the keys to your corvette
What do you mean you don't trust me
I never not brought it back yet

I don't think I could take that bet
You know dang well (he's gone away)

Well you may have heard of me
Cledus t j-u-double-d
Better known as the reining king of country parody
Coming with a new style
High profile
When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild
Comedian
Extrodinaire
A fat eminem with the bleach blonde hair

I know that you think
I've got your chainsaw
You can't find it anywhere
I can't cut no wood
Since way fore winter
I gave it back to you last fair

Check his garage it's probably there

I sure could use a hundred dollars
I'll gladly pay you back tuesday
I know that's what I said the last time
You can't believe a word I say

He has no plans to (really???) pay

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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