Christ-Mas lyrics
Song information
Artist: Cledus T. Judd Album: Juddmental
Lyrics
Parody of "this kiss" by faith hill (b.n. chapman/r. lerner/a. roboff) almo music corp. (ascap)/warner timberlane(bmi)/macy place music (ascap) New lyrics by cledus t. judd/chris clark, cledus crap anthems (sesac)/of music (sesac)
I don't want another fruitcake I don't need another ugly tie...no! Heard they had a sale on go karts Down at wal mart Ho ho a good buy Got no money in my pocket Can't believe it's christmastime
It's the crowds that bug me Stuck in traffic like this It's kids causing a commotion It's shop at your own risk
It's that tickle me elmo It's (dang) un-find-able
Christ-mas!!! christ-mas!!! Un-shopp-able! Christ-mas!!! christ-mas!!!
It can make a feller uptight I must have been to fifteen stores or more All I wanted was a lite brite But they sold out last night...of course Time I buy my kids a swing set I'd be broke forevermore..
Tis the season of givin' Tis that time of year Twas the night before christmas Twas a pain in the rear It's the credit card payment Its (ahhh) un-payable..
Christ-mas!!! christ-mas!!! Return-able Christ-mas!!! christ-mas!!!
You'll see santa hop the rooftops Rudolph's nose will be glowin' so bright There's a whole lot of parents losin' sleep Nuthin' silent about this night..
Oh, christmas is pure promotion Let us not forget why.. We're all out shoppin' We're all out buyin'
It's the off-key caroling Grandma's mistletoe kiss It's that one string of light bulbs You can never get lit It's that gallon of egg nog It's so (uhhh) undrinkable
Christ-mas!!! christ-mas!!! Decorate-able Christ-mas!!! christ-mas!!!
It's the things you buy me baby It's the things I buy you darlin'...yeah It's the crowds that bug me Stuck in traffic like this It's kids causing a commotion It's shop at your own risk
Its that faith hill cd They're all sold out-able
Christ-mas!!! christ-mas!!! Beautiful Christ-mas!!! christ-mas!!!
It's the things you buy me baby It's the things I buy you darlin'...yeah
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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