Coronary Life lyrics
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Artist: Cledus T. Judd Album: Juddmental
Lyrics
Parody of ordinary life by chad brock (connie harrington/bonnie baker), magnolia hill music (ascap) (a division of mcspadden-smith music llc)
New lyrics & music by cledus t. judd/chris clark, cledus crap anthems (sesac)/of music (sesac)
Cledus at the kitchen table Short of breath, legally disabled Wife walks in, she's so surprised Can't believe I'm still alive I say I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy That patty melt that you always made me But I can't eat that anymore
They say grease kills; Tastes good to me Day in, day out it's all I eat My third bypass, unclogged the valves Just to clog them again Never felt worse; A constant thirst Lordy how my left arm hurts I blame my job, I blame my wife For this coronary life
Cledus on the er table Vital signs ain't too stable Hey, doc, I'm proud of you I didn't think that I'd pull through Later in intensive care I had the nurses laughing there So thankful blue cross will pay
For the bills, my ivs Four thousand dollar ekgs That's the last time I need Angioplasty It's off I go to tye-bo To improve my cardio It's about time I said goodbye To my coronary life
Sweat's pouring off me at the health spa The stairmaster's wore me out again You know I can't believe how much I miss The way I used to live
I'd eat red meat Pickled pigs feet Always craving something sweet My food was fast But that's the past I can't eat fat again Aerobicize Reduced my thighs No more german chocolate pie I miss my fudge, I miss my fries And my coronary life
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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