How Do You Milk A Cow lyrics
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Artist: Cledus T. Judd Album: Just Another Day In Parodies
Lyrics
Parody of "how do you like me now" by toby keith (toby keith/chuck cannon) tokeco tunes/wacissa river music (admin. by mrbi) (bmi) New lyrics by cledus t. judd/chris clark, cledus crap anthems (sesac)/of music, inc. (sesac)
Yeah I was always the lazy one A southern californian But I've got some kinfolk on the mason-dixon line So this summer just for fun Hopped in my delorean And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time
I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin' I misunderstood him somehow So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention I didn't mind feedin the sows
But how do you milk a cow? How do you milk a cow? I wasn't in ffa This cow must think I'm crazy Up under it this way I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out Oh e I e I o… How do you milk a cow?
Yeah I love it here in tennesse But these farmers all make fun of me Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car So I got myself a 4 wheel drive Learned to spotlight deer at night And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art
One thing's for sure I hate shovelin' manure It gets all over my overalls Them horses need shoein' I hear bessie mooin' So I thought maybe I'd ask you all
How do you milk a cow? How do you milk a cow? I think it's safe to say A man could get arrested for this in la This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out Oh e I e I o Tell me how do you milk a cow
(Spoken) This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster I hope I don't get mad cow diease
How do you milk a cow? I no longer care I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air I'm headin' back to cali And I'm turnin' in my plow Oh e I e I o How do you milk a cow?
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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