What The Xxxx Did You Say lyrics

Song information

Artist: Cledus T. Judd
Album: Just Another Day In Parodies

Lyrics

Parody of "whatever you say by martina mcbride (ed hill/tony martin) careers-bmg music publishing inc./music hill music/hamstein cumberland/baby mae music (ascap)
New lyrics by cledus t. judd/chris clark, cledus crap anthems (sesac)/of music inc. (sesac)

You see I'm always talkin
When I should be drivin
But everybody does it these days
You say I'm gettin cancer
Everytime I answer
Yeah...whatever you say

Wish I could change my service
Should have never signed up
Heck it never works anyway..
The signal's always breakin
I can't hear nothin
Hey what did you say?

I know that you can't hear me
There ain't no use in listenin'
I can't tell what you're sayin
All I hear is hissin

Yeah the more that I roam
The more I gotta pay
I'm on my cell phone..
What the *$# did you say?

I ought to get a beeper
It be a whole lot cheaper
Just throw this cell phone in the lake
I'd really love to call you
But even when I get through
It's always what did you say?

Can anybody hear me?
Or am I just wastin minutes?
I'm in 1500
750 was my limit

Hey I gotta go
I can't hear you anyway
I'm on my cell phone..
What the *$# did you say?

Oh the more that I roam
The more I gotta pay
I'm on my cell phone..
What the *$# did you say?

[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]

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