21 Concepts lyrics
Song information
Artist: Mc Lars Horris
Album: The Graduate
Lyrics
I wrote a song about a fetus named cletus who tried
To run for governor before he died
He lived in california but traveled worldwide
It was a big huge hit! just kidding I lied
There's the song about the 90's, I sampled ace of base
But kept it off the album in the interest of taste
"Cheyenne rock city," a song about touring
But rhymes about wyoming are really very boring
As for the churchill song, give me a break!
How many songs about england could my listeners take?
There was a track about women and the drama they bring
"Hot girls make guys do really stupid things"
Remember "geeked out"? you don't but I do
"The geek shall inherit the earth," it's true!
I rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks
But if I wanted biased news
I would have just watched fox
Chorus
I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one
If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you son
I've got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb
But when I laid them down in protools
They all came out wrong!
"Las vegas invasion" was a sci-fi track
About aliens addicted to playing blackjack
I wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick
But got a bad review in ranger rick
I didn't want to get lynched or punched in mouth
So I didn't do that song making fun of the south
I did a song about how girls at stanford are whack
Called "college is where girls go to get fat"
There was the krs slash nirvana debut
But the mash-up thing was so 2002
I did an anti-bush track, and then I did five more
But "rock against bush" was so 2004
I wrote a song about china, how could I go wrong?
I rapped in cantonese about mao zedong
It went um goy, neh ho ma?
Nehih sik ying mun ma?
Chorus
I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one
If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you son
I've got cd-r of tracks I once thought would be tight
But when I played it for my girl I slept alone that night!
Write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot
Write a dental hygiene jam that says, "brush a lot"
Write a bill o'reilly track that says "hush" a lot
No i'm not a player I like rush a lot!
Chorus
I've got 21 concepts but a single ain't one
"If you're still referencing jay z I feel bad for you son"
So what's the secret to hip-hop, jazz, blues and rock?
Step one get out a pad and kill your writer's block… start!
I've got 21 concepts but a hit ain't one
If you're having lyric problems I feel bad for you son
I've got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb
But when I laid them down in protools
They all came out wrong!
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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