Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships) lyrics
Song information
Artist: Mc Lars Horris Album: The Graduate
Lyrics
Internet relationships are not real Your heart people steal but identities conceal So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys Laptop computers can be dangerous toys
Daryl47: in the chat room, I inspect. who's here tonight? asl check Carolbabe69: i'm 20/f from the uk. send me an im and i'll make your day Daryl47: i'm 22 and my name is daryl Carolbabe69: nice to meet you daryl my name is carol Daryl47: what do you like carol? Carolbabe69: I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes What do you like? Daryl47: I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but i'm not that great I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late I live in san francisco and hangin' on the haight Carolbabe69: do you like the golden gate? Daryl47: I did when I was eight Carolbabe69: maybe I can come and visit? Daryl47: maybe you should wait See i'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife I weight 300 pounds and I hate my life Carolbabe69: are you serious? Daryl47: yes Carolbabe69: well, i've got a secret too. i'm not 20 years old, i'm really 32 I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue Daryl47: you lied to me carol Carolbabe69: well, you lied to me too
Chorus It's not normal to have an internet girlfriend Online relationships are just pretend Unplug your heart, upgrade your system Get, get off the internet
Bob went on myspace for hours a day Talking to girls from moscow to la But people can surprise you from behind a screen Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean
Suechick1990: hi, i'm susie, I like your profile I checked out your pics and I like your style Bobster man: sounds good susie, i'll be your friend We can message each other again and again Suechick1990: comment on my pics and post on my page Join my groups and guess my age! Bobster man: you must be 18, how could you not? You can't be in high school you're just too hot Suechick1990: let me send you pics for your personal collection I hope they inspire you and give you a smile Susie sent bob pics that were borderline obscene The cops showed up at his door – she was only 16
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If you don't believe us here's a final story About a boy named marcus and his online girlfriend lorie Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise
Marcusp: we've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face Laurie69: but what does it matter? you know who I am inside Marcusp: what if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied? Laurie69: you got me there, i'm not really a female I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email Marcus: so this is why it's bad to meet women online Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-check Online relationships Internet girrrrrrlllll Internet relationship Fresh Mc lars Fr-fr-fresh fresh
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Online relationships(repeat 8 times)
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