Just One Beer lyrics
Song information
Artist: Rodney Carrington
Album: Nut Sack
Lyrics
One beer then i'm gone
The ugliest women that i've laid eyes on
Got together and decided to come here
They're not pretty
They're not small
I don't give a damn at all
Tonight i'm only having just one beer
Yeah tonight i'm only having just two beers
I don't mind the atmosphere in here
It feels so right, it must be wrong
I know I can't stay too long
Tonight i'm only having just two beers
Three beers but no more
There's no way i'm drinking four
My attitude's improving with the beer
I was mad but now i'm glad
The women in here, they ain't so bad
Tonight i'm only having just three beers
Yeah tonight i'm only having just six beers
I kinda like the atmosphere in here
It feels so right, it must be wrong
I know I can't stay too long
Tonight i'm only having just six beers
Twelve beers then I quit
Oh good lord i'm drunk as shit
I just spent my whole paycheck in here
I took a chance
I tried to dance
I threw up and pissed my pants
All off one beer
Yeah tonight i'm only having just one beer
At least that's what I said when I got here
It felt so right, but it was wrong
I know that i've stayed too long
I think I musta drank hundred beers
Well now I wished I had only one beer
God I wish I never came in here
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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