Half A Man lyrics
Song information
Artist: Stephen Lynch Album: A Little Bit Special
Lyrics
All my days I live with my disgrace I'm afraid to show my face Or at least take off my underwear
See I was born Like a half way neutered pet I don't have a matching set It's a part of me That just aint there Please, don't stare
Well i'm a gambling man with out two dice I'm like uncle ben with only one grain of rice Oh to have two testis would be so nice But i'm half a man Yeah, i'm half a man
Wanna die End it all, just call it quits I can't find a cup that fits And at baseball games I feel so dumb When I hear "ball one"
Oh, my god How could you have been so cruel To give me one family jewel And the one that's there must feel so sad He's a lonely nad
Well i'm a marathon runner with just one leg I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg Oh, I want another testi Do I have to beg? I'm half a man
Well i'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum And i'm a siskel and an ebert with just one thumb And i'm a yo ho ho with no bottle of rum I'm just half a man Yeah, i'm half a man
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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