Kill A Kitten lyrics
Song information
Artist: Stephen Lynch Album: A Little Bit Special
Lyrics
When the game of life makes you feel like quittin' It helps a lot if you kill a kitten Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten
There's no crime that you'll be commitin' I know the law, you can kill a kitten If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin' Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten
Feed it turpentine, or break its spine Crush it with your shoe, as long as you.. Kill a kitten
If the one you love isn't quite as smitten She'll like you better when you kill a kitten To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written If yee loveth jesus, yee must kill a kitten
Flush it down the can, hit it with your van Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine Stick some tnt up its cat booty Do what you must do, as long as you.. Kill a kitten
Killing kittens isn't easy And if the thought makes you feel queasy Grab a pitchfork from the shed And kill a puppydog instead! Kill a kitten, you gotta kill a kitten, a liitle furry kitten Kill a kitten (4x) Kill...
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