Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) lyrics
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Artist: Stephen Lynch Album: Superhero
Lyrics
You watch me on your tv Say that my job is easy Say I am not athletic You think my sport's pathetic
But you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowling shoes
So I don't get all the ladies Gotta mullet from the 80's I am known throughout the valleys As the prophet of alleys
And as I roll the ball I cry, "let me bowl or let me die!" I'm almighty malachi, the bowling god The smell of resin gets my high Kiss those fucking pins goodbye! I'm almighty malachi, the bowling... the bowling... god
Got a ball that's smooth and all black I keep it in my lucky ball sack I get a feeling in my soul As I finger every hole
And as I roll the ball I cry, "let me bowl or let me die!" I'm almighty malachi, the bowling god The smell of resin gets my high Kiss those fucking pins goodbye! I'm almighty malachi, the bowling... the bowling..
Not a single man will try, to beat almighty malachi All that challenge me are slain Come on, fuckers, pick a lane Marshall holden, gary dickens, get in line for your ass kickins' John patraglia, norm duke, your so lame it makes me puke Who among the pro-bowl sector Dares to don his wrist protector Not that pussy nelson burton, tells me that his wrist is hurtin' Hey my prophet, earl the pearl, are ya' scared to give the ball a hurl? How bout' dicky weber and his son pete? I'll tell the motherfuckers to cream of wheat!
And as I roll the ball I cry, "let me bowl or let me die!" I'm almighty malachi, the bowling god The smell of resin gets my high Kiss those fucking pins goodbye! I'm almighty malachi, the bowling... bowling... ohhhhh! The bowling god!!
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