D And D lyrics
Song information
Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: Superhero
Lyrics
Better get back up here. this is a song about a guy you might remember from high school, or you might be this guy from high school. I don't know.
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(How about a little harmonica?)
I've got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew
My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement bringin' funyuns and a mountain dew
{I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin
It's that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.}
It's d and d!
Fighting with the legends of yore
It's d and d!
Never kissed lady before. {nope!} whoo!
Now the lord of the rings, the dark crystal and things
We use these as a reference tool
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids at the school..
{No we're not.}
I know
Now teich's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master
He's got hit points and charisma to lend
{And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out with my girlfriend.}
It's d and d... wait..
Sorry, you got a girlfriend?
{Yeah. yeah, I got a...no.}
It's d and d!
Warriors that terrify
It's d and d!
Virgins 'till the day we..
1,2,3,4!
Die!
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Thanks
{Stephen lynch, ladies and gentlemen.}
That's mark teich
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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