Cock Pushups lyrics
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Artist: Tenacious D Album: Tenacious D
Lyrics
Kg: do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out.. Jb: yeah? Kg: do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? Jb: pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready Kg: yeah? Jb: yeah, I been doin cock pushups Kg: cock pushups? Jb: yeah Kg: what are those? Jb: its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground Kg: yeah.. Jb: and then you let your boner lift you up off the ground Kg: n...no, that's, that'd be impossible. your cock can support your whole Weight? Jb: well not at first.. Kg: yeah? Jb: but over time Kg: hmm...how many pushups can you do? Jb: ...cock pushups? Kg: yeah...i guess, you could only do one really Jb: yeah, well one is all ya need
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