Drive-Thru lyrics

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Artist: Tenacious D
Album: Tenacious D

Lyrics

Jb: kage..
Kg: yeah?
Jb: let's go to this drive-thru
(Motor sounds)
Kg: oh good, I'm starvin'
Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
Jb: yeah, um...ah
Drive-thru guy: may I have your order?
Jb: yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu
Drive-thru guy: okay
Jb: ...ah l-
Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries?
Jb: please, don't, don't offer me anything... I'll tell you what I want
Um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets
Jb: just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to..
Drive thru-guy: they come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?
Jb: shut up and listen to my order. take the six nuggets, and throw two of them
Away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie
Intake
Drive-thru guy: they come in six or twelve pieces sir..
Jb: put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. and then
Uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? a junior western bacon chee. I'm
Trying to watch my figure
Drive-thru guy: western bacon cheeseburger..
Jb: a junior western bacon chee..
Drive-thru guy: would you like that with onions?
Jb: no onions
Drive-thru guy: okay, junior bacon chee...total is $6.57
Jb: okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less
Calories, 'cuz it's fish
Drive-thru guy: fillet of fish..
Jb: now if you could take a coca-cola, and just go half coca-cola, half diet
Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...tryin to loose some of the weight
Drive-thru guy: you want half coca-cola, half..
Jb: um, and a small, a *small* chocolate shake. because I'm tryin to watch my
Figure, not a large, a small
Drive-thru guy: it come's in medium-small or medium-large
Jb: um..
Drive-thru guy: small chocolate shake
Jb: also a small seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy: seasoned-curlies..
Jb: small, seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy: okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon
Cheeseburger..
Jb: okay, uh...fuck my ass, what else? give me, uh...alright. cherries jubilee
And that's it
Drive-thru guy: cherries jubilee
Jb: wait, kage, what do you want?
Kg: ah...jeez, let me have a...i think I want the regular, uh, western
Bacon-cheeseburger, large shake, um..
Jb: oh god! come on with the order
Kg: I'm..
Jb: take forever
Kg: that's all I want. that's all I want..
Jb: good. how much is that sir?
Drive-thru guy: that'll be, uh, $14.75. at the window please, will you drive up?
Jb: do you have any money?
Kg: oh shoot, um, oh god. yeah, I got...do you have s...i got like..
Jb: give it to me
Kg: alright, here
Jb: okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two
Things on the order. okay, thank you, let's go
(Motor sounds)

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