Ten Points For A Razor Scooter lyrics
Song information
Artist: Tism
Album: De Rigueurmortis
Lyrics
Five points for hitting petrol-heads, jet-skiers too
No points for hitting p platers, they do the work for you
Three points for a volvo-driver, dock one for stereotyping
But here's the way to maximm points, you'll do it without trying
Ten points for a razor scooter, double if it's not a kid
Smash a pumpkin, kill a heidi, celebrity's worth a fiver
Hit anyone on reality tv, call it "non-survivor"
Three points for a pagan worshipper, four if they go to heaven
Five for a world business leader, plus six for s eleven
There's no point to this world, let's make that clear
But you can leave your mark, on a smaller sphere
Tell the cops "he just came out of nowhere"
One point for road rage tailgaiters
Two for custom license platers
Three for the beamer driving ponce
Four for a limo full of debutantes
Five for the re-made retro classic
Six for the original while we're at it
Seven if it's open-top red and sporty
Bonus if the driver's over forty
Eight for bumper-sticker teasers
Remember to honk if you love jesus
We must observe equal opportunity
Put the pedal to the metal and hit everybody
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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