X-Treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse lyrics
Song information
Artist: Tism
Album: De Rigueurmortis
Lyrics
Base jumping's for pussies
Kick boxing's for thugs
Jet skiers are morons
Weight lifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless
Why climb up a wall?
Only right wankers
Play beach volleyball
The x-treme sport you haven't tried yet
Is kissing my arse
Kiss my arse
Met a snowboarder
Who wasn't a turd?
Nah, neither have i
The idea's absurd
You get on a plank
Slide down some slush
Fall on your arse
Say "man, what a rush!"
I turned on the telly
I just went, like, "whoa!"
And used the remote
To flick through the shows!
I think I'll watch footy
I know it's not x-treme
But why take it to the max
When you can take it to the mean?
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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