Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You) lyrics

Song information

Artist: Tv Theme Songs
Album: South Park: Chef Aid

Lyrics

2 tablespoons of cinnamon
And 2 or 3 egg whites
A half a stick of butter, melted
Stick it all in a bowl baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth
Oh! suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins
And good for you, so suck on balls
Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
Cause I hate when my balls stick!
Then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth
Oh! suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness
And high in fiber, so suck on balls
(Chef speaking:) sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell
It smells like something's burning
Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on friday
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition
Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls
My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow
On them, do something
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth
Oh! suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (put 'em out, blow on 'em.)
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls
Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow)

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