Mephisto And Kevin lyrics

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Artist: Tv Theme Songs
Album: South Park: Chef Aid

Lyrics

In 1986, in the university of california, davis, sought 2 of the all-time brightest stars
Dr. alphonze mephisto, and dr. arty abe sacrabin
Dr. mephisto worked hard toward his thesis
His goal was to genetically locate the dna structure of an asparagus
So that all asparagus's would grow to the same growth and length
Giving the asparagus a much more closer presentation of the worlds supermarket
Vegetable business, dr. abe sacrabin's goal was to genetically create the greatest
Musical entertainer the world had ever seen
Dr. abe sacrabin knew that he would symbol the bright elements in a theory that would
Rebuild the dna structure, but make sure his creation had talent far surpassed the
Average individual
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story that michael jackson in a plan to
Retain his youthful looking feminine vocal characteristics to have his testicles
Surgically removed, thereby making him a modern day jastrato
If such of this were true
Michael jackson would more than likely have some of his semen preserved in from the
Surgery to insure the future of his name and heritage
Word came back to dr. abe sacrabin
Of a secret cold storage locker
Deep within the boughs of a used ucla research center
That not only contained four containers of frozen semen
But also held a pair of testicles that were each labeled, jack michaelson
What's that noise, in the not-so most insisulal voice
The song of love from an ageless boy, stuck in my head
And this is what he said
I am gopher boy, I'm the ring reality
I am gopher boy, who will buy my raspberries
This had to be the seed of the king of pop
Dr. abe sacrabin was able to use his charm and chisel pre feature to woo-woo a young lab
Technician by the name jennifer
Who of course just happened to have the proper access key to obtain a small part of the precious semen
The search for the egg was a short one
Dr. mephisto simply ran an ad across the classified section of an la music magazine
The ad read: wanted: unfertilized human egg fortunate for an experiment. donors must have musical background
With a pluther of young ego wannabe beautiful stardomness, used to sell their eggs
The 2 doctor's after ridorous auditioning picked, and then purchased
Dr. abe sacrabin felt better when before it all was complicated legaly
And the human fetus was brought to term of this world as not human
He had launched and secured the services of the university volleyball miss stops
A llama by the name of missy
When the baby was ready
The child was reeled by a suzerain
It was a healthy baby boy, he was named kevin
What's that noise, in the not-so most insisulal voice
The song of love from an ageless boy, stuck in my head
And this is what he said
I am gopher boy, I'm the ring reality
I am gopher boy, who will buy my raspberries
Kevin was a beautiful child
Dr. abe sacrabin sought to make that kevin was trained by the best in all aspects of performing
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked
He was ruled with grace and was able to moon walk by the time he was 3
As kevin grew talent, dr. abe sacrabin started noticing odd developments in his
Physical state, when kevin lost his baby teeth, the secondary came in with vengeance
They were at least twice the size as a normal adult's and 2 in front stuck nearly straight out
Also when kevin reached the 8th year, he was the same height as he was when he was 4
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was enormous
Even by adult standards
It also dawned on the dr. that even through all the years of hearing kevin's singing, he
Barely spoke, often to communicate through his grunts and gurtles
What's that noise, in the not-so most insisulal voice
The song of love from an ageless boy, stuck in my head
And this is what he said
I am gopher boy, I'm the ring reality
I am gopher boy, who will buy my raspberries
Other's were noticing the changes in kevin
The children would begin to tease him, and call him "gopher-boy"
One day, a bully by the name of big roy, started throwing banana's at him
And soon a crowd of kids were all throwing banana's
Suddenly, in a fury, kevin rushed on big roy and bit 3 fingers off of his left hand
Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the state
Dr. abe sacrabin actions were found out
But because there was no legislation concerning the genetic instructions of another human being
No criminal charges were brought forth
The medical situations board of epics stripped him of all his prudential and his
Reputation was ruined
In fact, his name became so sonomonous of failure
That for years to come, men breeding around the world were known to say in time of
Mishaps, "damn, I feel just like abe sacrabin."
Dr. mephisto immediately began proceeding to adopt little kevin
Being the only scientist and the creator of the clonus various
It wasn't long before the 2 were equally reunited as father and son
They moved to colorado, where they work on many experiments
Kevin is still a boy, of few spoken words, still he talks in grunts and gurtles, but on occasion
If you listen closely, you can hear is sweet golden singing voice, running out into the night, over the town, of south park
I am gopher boy, I'm the ring reality
I am gopher boy, but who will buy my raspberries

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