Did I Shave My Back For This? lyrics
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Artist: Cledus T. Judd Album: Did I Shave My Back For This?
Lyrics
Parody of did I shave my legs for this? by deana carter (deana carter/rhonda hart) polygram (ascap)/door number two music (ascap)/miller moo (bmi) New lyrics by cledus t. judd/chris clark/adam dread, cledus crap anthems/la-po music, inc. (sesac)/of music, inc. (ascap/man of leisure music (bmi)
A mason jar full of shine A cd of leann rhimes Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight Now here I stand with my petunias in hand And you've got a headache again
I hit a yard sale cut my toenails Trimmed my nose hairs just right I thought you'd be impressed By my new hunting vest But there's no chance tonight
It ain't the first time this year It'll be the tv and beer I about forgot what's its like to be here As I sleep on the floor While she sniffles and snores Did I shave my back for this
Oh man aww woo This things duller than a dag burn butter knife
Now I'll bet she'll regret That she didn't let Me take her to that motel with a pool You know its so hard to find Free hbo and showtime And them vibrating beds sure are cool
I souped up my rv Fired up my flobee Trimmed my toupee just right I tried self tanning cream it turned my skin green Uh you know the directions uh said that it might
Well its a mystery to me Why she don't like cledus t Most find me hard to resist I'm wearing my brand new drawers And wondering what the heck for Did I shave my back for this
Dee-anna Did I shave my back for this Ohh ohh ohh (Coughs)
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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