Wives Do It All The Time (Parody Of Girls Do It All The Time By Mindy Mccready.) lyrics
Song information
Artist: Cledus T. Judd
Album: Did I Shave My Back For This?
Lyrics
Oh gosh, here we go again
A fella can't get no rest around this joint
Well, she got up this morning at six a.m.
She was as grumpy as can be
Not a snowball's chance of sleepin' late
'Cos she started vacuuming
Said: "get your lazy butt up cledus
"You gotta take me to the mall
"Don't forget to bring them credit cards
"'Cos I'm a'gonna use 'em all."
Wives do it all the time
We can't meet all their demands
A buncha female general schwarzkopfs
A' barkin' off their commands
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Oh why do we? can't tell if they break a nail)
Wives do it, all the time
Oh, her make up's scattered all over the place
And the bathroom's a cloud of dust
Didn't leave no gas in my pickup
And she hates the way I get my hair cut
You know you sure are a cold one, baby
You get green with jealousy
When I steal your victoria's secret
Or watch mindy on cmt
Wives do it all the time
We can't meet all their demands
You know they lose all their sweetness
When we give 'em that wedding band
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Well, they never fail to find a sale.)
Wives do it, all the time
Well, she just might get frisky tonight
So I will get nowhere near her
And if she says: "cledy, come on to bed,"
I'll pretend that I don't hear her
Oooooh
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Beats all I ever saw, they'll bankrupt us all)
Wives do it, all the time
Yeah, wives do it
All the time, all the time
Wives do it
All the time, all the time
Wives do it
All the time, all the time
Yeah, wives do it
Mine does it all the time
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
"Did I Shave My Back For This?" album track list
|
