Beelz lyrics
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Artist: Stephen Lynch Album: The Craig Machine
Lyrics
Beelz - stephen lynch (Intro) I figured since I wrote a song about you know god and jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time
(Song) Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high I go by many names by there is one you can't deny My name is satan, hi everybody! Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself My friends all call me old scratch and I am a capricorn My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee Little devil eyes to help a little devil see Little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski I'm satan, woo hoo!
Or mephistopheles for some. I dont know
My real name is beelzebub, but you can call me beelz I love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals Then i'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel Try to wash off that baby seal smell And then i'll make a toast to me Hey, here's to my hell. Th… my name is satan. ah hah!
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son And now he makes his living as a singing comedian I'm in every zeppelin album I'm in all rush limbaugh's rants I'm the reason that the boston red sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, i'll just throw it on a griddle I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle And fuck charlie daniels I don't care if he can fiddle I'm satan
The devil went down to georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal That's fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in georgia Ok, it's like oh my god! Six, six, six!
(Outro) Satan! look, that's just how I picture him. you fucking think of whatever you want
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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