Craig lyrics
Song information
Artist: Stephen Lynch Album: The Craig Machine
Lyrics
Craig - stephen lynch
Everyone knows jesus The man who healed the lame Well, I am jesus' brother Craig is my name
Jesus is the prince of peace Jesus is the lamb Jesus is the son of god But craig don't give a damn
Because when craig's in sight We'll party all damn night I don't turn water into wine But into cold coors light I'm not my brother, I know Don't walk on h2o But I got hydroponic shit That me and judas grow
I'm fuckin craig I'm fuckin craig I'm fuckin craig Craig christ
I hang out with lepers Barabbas, and salome Jesus' friends are called apostles - Those dudes are totally gay Jesus performs miracles From galilee to rome But it would be a miracle If he brought a fuckin lady home
Because while jesus is prayin Fuckin craig is layin Every lady in the testament You know what I'm sayin'? I won't die for your sin Like my famous kin But if you've got a little sister Then there's room at this inn
I'm fuckin craig I'm fuckin craig I'm fuckin craig Craig christ
Jesus was our mothers fave All her love to him she gave But there's no sibling rivalry When he's nailed to that tree
And now the question for you Is not "what would jesus do?" But where will you be When the craig machine comes partyin' through? And if the lord will allow You got to ask yourself how And who and why and when and where Is your messiah now?
It's fuckin craig Fuckin craig Fuckin craig I'm fucking craig Craig christ Craig christ Craig christ I'm fuckin craig
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
"The Craig Machine" album track list
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