Mixer At Delta Chi lyrics
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Artist: Stephen Lynch Album: The Craig Machine
Lyrics
Mixer at delta chi - stephen lynch
It's college time again September's almost here Hanging with freshmen girls Frat party kegs of beer I see a girl I'm wanting Mixer at delta chi We take some oxycontin Dave matthew gettin' high And then as I undress her And start my stimulus She says but wait professor This wasn't on the syllabus
I'm the bad professor I'm the bad professor A tenured titty caresser I'm a bad, bad man
Tutor her at my apartment Turns into a slow dance Hey baby, what's your minor got your major in my pants I love her student body She wants a better grade I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid
I hope you've boned up for your midterm If you want, I can help you cram Don't give a shit about the essay test So let's skip it and get to the oral exam
I'm a bad professor That's a blow job reference I'm a bad professor Your money's on the dresser I'm a bad, bad man
[from http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk]
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